“I have an announcement: I’m pregnant! I’m working hard at my home stationery/baking/wedding photography/interior design business before the baby comes.”
“I’m pregnant! During my pregnancy this blog will feature posts about pregnancy by all the pregnant women in the world.”
“I love my career so much! This is the first in a series of posts about how to be happy at work by making changes that don’t apply to you because you work for a church.”
“I’m planning my wedding and yours is over.”
“Here are some sneak peeks at my wedding which was featured in Martha Stewart! I got so much joy and satisfaction out of making EVERY SINGLE TEENSY DETAIL MYSELF.”
“Today I’ll show you how to make this beautiful card with expensive tools you’ve never heard of. Good luck with your crappy card club that you started in imitation of me.”
“I’m going to blog about my shopping hiatus AND THEN post pictures of unforgettably stunning $300 boots that you can never afford.”
“I don’t blog about the blog reading hiatus you pretty much need to take right now.”
“I don’t blog about the actual act of writing.”
“I don’t blog about patience.”
“On my blog you won’t find any help for you to stop hoping you’ll accidentally get pregnant.”
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