Reject a woman, and she will never let it go.
One of the many defects of their kind.
Also, weak arms.
One of the many defects of their kind.
Also, weak arms.
-Dwight Shrute
Jesse: I got to hold a little baby today. My arms are killing me! Remind me whenever I'm pregnant to start lifting.
Jared: Ok. You should probably start now.
Jesse: [in my head] What does he mean? Does he mean we can get pregnant soon?
[out loud] No.
Jared: Well, it seems like the kind of strength that develops when you need it.
Jesse: Hm! I'm mad.
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Jared: I still remember the day I beat my dad arm-wrestling. Ha! It wasn't until college, though, I couldn't believe it. It's that dad super-power. I can't WAIT to access that.
Jesse: Moms don't have that. Moms have the super-power of finding things. I look and look through a drawer for something and my mom comes over, 'it's right here you dummy.'
4 comments:
Oh I MUST be pregnant because I so have the super power of finding things.
Thomas (bless his heart) can look for something forever and not find and I walk right over and pick it up.
I must not be a real mom. I cannot find things. I actually am worse at finding things now than I was before A. was born. Maybe you get it later? I do have weak arms.
Clayton has this disease, too! He looks for things right in front of his eyes and can't find them...
You mean " its' right here, honey"
(sweet voice)
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