i was changing freddy to get ready to go pick up jared since it was RAINING in JUNE and he had already taken the fenders off his bike for the DRY SEASON. i had a little cloth over "him" so he wouldn't pee all over town, but he must have kicked it off because i heard a strange gurgling and looked at his face -- yes of course he had peed in his face.
he was coughing up pee. there was pee up his nose. and the WORST, there were little lakes of pee in his wide open eyes, staring at me like "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!"
it was terrible (and funny). this is a question no one should have to ask: do you think pee stings the eyes?
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HA!
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