on the day that freddy's snail night light burned out jared came down after bedtime and reported this magical conversation that he was at extreme pains to decipher.
Freddy: duck*
Jared: what?
F: duck
duck
duck
J: ... dark? are you scared of the dark?
F: yeah
duck
fix
boob
J: fix the bulb
F: yeah
fix!
boob
J: the bulb is burned out.
F: duck
duck
J: mama and daddy are downstairs and Jesus is here with you.
F: in in in**
J: yes Jesus is in here with you
F: ball
hit.
(long pause)
J: ready for me to sing?
F: duck
duck
duck boob
J: there is some light from the clock
F: cock
boob
boob
cock
boob
J: ok i'm going to sing now. the lord is my shepherd...
*we knew he couldn't actually be saying duck because he pronounces duck with an f. oh no he didn't!!
** he says in a lot. i think it has to do with presence. like "gummy! in!" about when Grammy was at our house/ our upcoming visit to her house. so i'm pretending he has some sense of God's presence. a sense that immediately transitions into "ball! hit!"
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