return address goodness

with some of our friends moving, i am daydreaming a lot about our inevitable move.  i am daydreaming about very important and practical aspects of our move, like ordering a return address stamp as a housewarming present for myself.  which means i should order a return address stamp for our darling decrepit cottage NOW to get good use out of it.

i dont mind if i don't get enough use out of it though, b/c i love the idea of us being old w/ a drawer full of return address stamps from our life.

the problem is jared doesn't like girly birdies, hearts, or circles (effeminate).  also he doesn't like fonts.  jared is strictly helvetica. 

maybe i can request a custom stamp in helvetica w/ a stag or a steak on it?