after watching 30 rock where jack encounters his ex wife
jesse: i just want you to know if you ever divorce me i'm not going quietly. i'm taking all the money. it's going to be as acrimonious as possible. and i'm not taking custody of the kids-- you have to take care of them {realizing he can take care of our kids w/ one hand tied behind his back}... no, wait, i am taking the kids.
jared: i'm taking the kids, you can have the money you greedy bitch.
jesse: ... you are not responding the way i want you to
jared: i'll never divorce you my life long love!!! is that better.
jesse: wait, wait, i have to blog that!
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your relationship CRACKS. ME. UP. also your hair in that wedding photo could make angels weep (in a good way).
we crack ourselves up too, any insult is ok as long as it's funny ...
What if one of you thinks it's funny and the other doesn't???
what if indeed! luckily we are both *SO* funny and *SO* not sensitive or defensive...
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