the scene, freddy's bathroom. freddy in bath, clapping bubbles, jared on stool, jesse on toilet (lid down, not using toilet), fritz sleeping in moby wrap
Jared: my new bike has the gear shift down by the pedals.
Jesse: wth? is that a thing?
Jared: it's quite common for road bikes
Jesse: no it's not I've never heard of it. and I'm an expert on road bikes
silence
Jesse: you know self deprecating humor is a real bitch in marriage. in the olden days my admirers would be leaping to applaud and condole with me: no you ARE the road bike expert! and beautiful! and decking me with roses but now that you're the only friend i have in the world it's like crickets. and i know you're thinking Jesse you are an idiot
Jared: no... you know some things about somethings.
Jesse: [eyebrows up]
Jared: like dennis rodman and kim jong un
Jesse: omg this is what I'm talking about.
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