real housewives of emeryville

{this was a video series i kept meaning to start, but my parents just bought a house in Lincoln NE, so come and mourn with me a while}

introducing the real housewives of emeryville...

starring *justine*

a lazy "creative" stay-at-home mom,
wears anthropologie and target,
loves her hoover windtunnel + swiffer mop

100% will not drink coffee w/o amaretto coffeemate creamer
adores errands, chafes under routines
is attempting to follow a budget and works out to online pilates videos (occasionally)

her mother, *molly kay*

an empty-nest trophy-wife,

wears micheal kors  and metropark

loves her hoover windtunnel + swiffer mop

100% will not drink coffee w/o sugarfree hazelnut coffeemate creamer

loathes errands, thrives under routines,

has a decorator named jan and a trainer named teddy,

AND... made a copy of justine's house key.  

her son, *felix*

an exuberant baby,

wears  target and babies r us

is terrified of the hoover windtunnel  + swiffer mop,

100% will not drink coffee

adores errands, thrives under routines

thinks the world is his punching bag and pullup bar.

watch them as they attempt to establish boundaries for life in the same apartment complex.  

coming soon...

Real Housewives of Emeryville

[drinking at 230p]
Molly Kay: Can we really have such a good life?!
Justine: CAN we? We HAVE it, sister!